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Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012
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Wankation

*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.
by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011
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Dog zankation

When you spend all days before exams in doing nothing and the night before the exam you decide to study all lectures
I have an exam tomorrow. I’m in dog zankation mood now.
by Ayten Ahmed February 24, 2021
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Dog’s Zankation Syndrome

It is a syndrome that affects students and it means that the student studies what has been studied in three or four months just few hours before the exam. This syndrome begins one or two days before the exam or in any means of transport while the student is literally on his way to sit for the exam.
Symptoms are “laughing for no reason accompanied by crying and increased hunger and thirst”..
( polyphagia , polydipsia , severe psychosis ).
The treatment usually consists of calming down the student and reminding him that the world is at the end a meter by meter.
(Doctors recommend serving him food he likes along with mint tea).
Friend: Do you want to hung out later?

Student: I can’t! I have an exam tomorrow! Just pray I survive this Dog’s zankation syndrome.
by HokaHarissa April 21, 2022
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Wankatorium

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).
I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat
by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022
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Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.
"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"
by Aleator September 7, 2006
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Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
by Jack De April 24, 2008
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