WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

by FABARM October 26, 2018

wankermobile

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.

LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!

by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004

wankasm

an orgasm that is the result of masturbating aka wanking.

"Dude, that chick is so HOT!"
"Ughuhh I just had a wankasm."

by Wanktastic April 30, 2008

Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

wankarse

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

by titwanker August 1, 2003

wankorminszilporkothon

this is where everyone in a certain county or town wouldeat minszil pork (which is a type of a steak made out of wild boar penis) until one or more people grow an exta or primary penis.

in the late 1800's there was a wankorminzilporkothon in Youphbrigde Maine- where 7 women grew a single penis and one man grew an extra one.

by Kyle- yea March 15, 2004

wankarse bastard

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.

David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008