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wankermobile 

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
wankermobile by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004
an orgasm that is the result of masturbating aka wanking.
"Dude, that chick is so HOT!"
"Ughuhh I just had a wankasm."
wankasm by Wanktastic April 30, 2008

Wankarium 

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.
Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

wankarse 

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"
Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"
wankarse by titwanker August 1, 2003

wankorminszilporkothon 

this is where everyone in a certain county or town wouldeat minszil pork (which is a type of a steak made out of wild boar penis) until one or more people grow an exta or primary penis.
in the late 1800's there was a wankorminzilporkothon in Youphbrigde Maine- where 7 women grew a single penis and one man grew an extra one.

wankarse bastard 

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.
David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!
wankarse bastard by Lewis J D January 10, 2008