The way of a male or female touching them selves to pleasure their genetals,girls stick their ring up their hole in the vagina all the way up until they can't go father,guys stroke their penise up and down to make their sperm( cum) come out of the whole on top
Masturbation make me feel pleasured
by Lilly_leminsof March 31, 2017
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Masturbation: A practice of exorcism used to expel the inner demons which torments a man or woman.
"It wasn't my fualt! I was cleaning it then it went off!"

Masturbation is healthy, it keeps you from doing stupid things.
by Zogato March 04, 2006
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The thing everybody does, but no one will admit to doing.

Also called

Jacking off
Beating the meat
Person 1: Do you masturbaste?

Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?

Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...

Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
by Teh Sexinator May 03, 2009
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The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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The act of self-stimulation to produce pleasure. Often misconceived as a mortal sin.
Types of masturbation: regular masturbation or mutual masturbation.
by DarthVadarStrikesAgain November 29, 2007
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Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.
by Michael............... March 23, 2006
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