tweeko 

a tweeker/stoner

look at him! hes such a tweeko

tweeko by deathboy14 September 22, 2009

Tweek Tweak 

Tweek Tweak is a character from South Park who is known for his messy blonde hair, and the fact that he is always twitching. He wears a green buttoned shirt which is usually bottoned up wrong. He is seen hanging around Craigs gang who consists of Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Token Black and Jimmy Valmer. Even though he is usually seen with Craig’s gang, he was once in Stans gang to replace Kenny McCormick when he died. Some people know him dude to the popular ship Creek, which became canon in the episode Tweek x Craig where the Asian girls drew yaoi of him and Craig Tucker. They have been seen holding hands and Craig even calls Tweek ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. It is seen in the episode Put it down that Tweek can play piano. A few of his personas include: Outlaw Tweek, Barbarian Tweek and Wonder Tweek

Tweek Tweak: Oh man! That is way too much pressure!!!

Tweek Tweak by Creek fan May 23, 2018

Tweek x Craig 

The ship of Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak, two characters from South Park.

The names can be switched around. (Craig x Tweek)

"Did you watch the new South Park episode, Tweek x Craig?"

"Yeah! They're finally canon!"

Tweek x Craig by Bosky-baby June 25, 2016

tweetovich 

verb & noun: when a member/s of the cast/crew of a movie-shoot share info./fun-stuff on Twitter --
derived from Milla Jovovich's tweeting from the set of "Resident Evil: Afterlife" in 2009.

Milla occasionally posts on her IMDb board - but it's in her tweetoviches that she really communes with the fans.

tweetovich by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 28, 2009

tweetography 

an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter

Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.

tweetography by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 20, 2011

Twerkout Pants 

When yoga or spandex pants that are supposed to be worn at the gym are worn other places by a female that obviously doesn't go to the gym.

Look at that girl with the big ol' booty wearin' those twerkout pants. Did she look at herself in the mirror before she left the house?

Twerkout Pants by aceoftheday September 3, 2013

crank tweek 

that one guy/girl (or if you're REALLY lucky, more than one dopeybot) who (on a full moon, bible study, or whatever delusional crank tweek event is occurring) doses on a ton of methamphetamine and feels the hopelessly insecure need to NOT keep his or her dumb fucking tron-mouth shut.

At first you seem genuinely interested in what these mork's have to say, only to watch these future cia agents spout off inane horseshit after inane horseshit about witchcraft, psychic networks, rocket science 101, left of center but morbidly ignorant self-righteous morality, mommy, militant nazism, hokie good hearted wholesomeness, or they might just be your run of the mill sociopathic sexual deviant doing their sunday best to disguise themselves as your bestest buddy for the night (they will eventually get an even wilder hair and beg you to join them on a fun trip to the porn shop, probably to put on another disguise and talk some more).

the more you get sucked into their silly classic rock mentality and kill them with kindness, the more they kill you with their beady eyes and bad breath. your only hope is to actually have a conversation with a friend who doesnt want to start a new business with you or predict when the aliens will telepathically send us space machine blueprints through tv sets.

those who know what i'm talking about will no doubt relate to this one. and to those who don't, yes it happens and i'm sure, will happen again.

friend: hey man, jack is having a party. lets go.

me: really, sounds like a fun couple of nights. no class for me then. thanks fucker

friend: yep, out of the question cheese

*car screaches into driveway almost hitting mailbox*

*walking through doorway entering 10+ people in all of their yap-happiness*

friend: hey man, there's that crank tweek who secretly loves everything.

me: oh its no secret, and i'm using you as my human shield to deflect his god damned mouth bullets.

crank tweek: hey who knows what space chicken occult nasa tron fdkjdso79758927545074059048904³

crank tweek by the church of the evacuate dig September 29, 2008