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1. The act of bending over, pulling down one's pants and showing an innocent person one's ass.

2. A person who *is* an ass. When in situations where the word a$$ is verboten (eating dinner with older relatives, giving a speech in English class at school, or talking on radio or tv), the word "moon" is an acceptable substitute for "ass".
"OMG, that hottie just mooned us! I'm so stoked"

<insert name here> is acting like a spoiled little girl. He's such a moon!
by Von Man February 05, 2010
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How everything is spelled, acording to Tom Cullen. From the book The Stand by Stephen King.
" Everybody's… always talkin' about what a dull town this is, since the roller rink went bust. And there's just the drive-in theater out on Route 61, and… all they show is them diddly-daddly pictures, and they're all rated "X". M-O-O-N, that spells "X". "

All right, I'm ready! Laws, yes! M-O-O-N, that spells "ready"!

Decoration is my hobby. M-O-O-N, that spells "hobby".

Julie Lawry: You're name's Tom, right?
Tom Cullen: Tom Cullen. M-O-O-N, that spells "Tom Cullen".

Ralph Bretner: Name's Ralph Bretner.
Tom Cullen: I'm Tom Cullen. M-O-O-N, that spells "Tom Cullen". I don't know his name, 'cause I can't read it. Sure wish I did, though β€” laws, yes.
Nick hands Ralph a hastily scribbled note.
Ralph Bretner: Your friend's name here is "Nick Andros". M-O-O-N, I-I guess that spells "Nick".

Woo-hoo! M-O-O-N, that spells "Nebraska"!

I got it, Mister! I got it! You're just like old Albion Packalot's hired man! Tom Cullen knows what that is! M-O-O-O-N, that spells "deaf and dumb"!
by Nottobrite September 26, 2005
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The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter's satellite Io).

The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.

Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.
Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"
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A thing that has been blown up at least 200 times in the DragonBall series. Believed to have revolved around the earth prior to its destruction(s).
DragonBall dude: omgwtf is that the moon?

Goku: KAAAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

DragonBall dude 2: where?
by Shin Tsubasa April 18, 2009
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The moon is super shy. They only look us in the eyes once a month. But when the moon looks at us, they give us their happiest smile and they are the brightest face in the night sky. Almost impossible not to notice them when this happens.

Maybe the reason why the Moon hesitates to look at us is because they see all the awesome stuff happening in our civilization and they feel inferior?
*people arguing*
Person A: Hey look, the moon's out!
Person B: Cool.
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