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How retarded people spell the word bored.
Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."
by urbanwordconnoisseur April 04, 2010
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Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.
Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.
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by DamnDude April 28, 2018
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Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.
Somebody ripped-off my new boards!
by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010
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Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.
That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
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In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.
"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."
by Coell May 12, 2005
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