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How retarded people spell the word bored.
Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."
by urbanwordconnoisseur April 04, 2010
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.
Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.
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by DamnDude April 28, 2018
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Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.
Somebody ripped-off my new boards!
by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010
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Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.
That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
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In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.
"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."
by Coell May 12, 2005
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