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can dance

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet

I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

It was the best trout fishing you could ask for: a pristine lake, trout jumping, and no other people around, ‘cept the odd friendly Canuckleberry.

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart

I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

acronym for Cold Civil War Against Trumpism

If Trump were removed, but his fascist regime left in power, the CCWAT would continue; the 'T' could be for 'tyranny'.

Fast food, or the standardised meals of franchised restaurants.

Once you've grown accustom to restaurants offering European cuisine, the chain chow joints just don't cut it anymore.