193 definitions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ
a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays
He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 11, 2014
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 19, 2009
Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 20, 2013
I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011
I try to consider all points of view, but generally don’t give much credence to the Fox-fax from the Ministry of Disinformation.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 24, 2013
His idea of calling a discount hardware store 'Pay-per-screw' was terrible but better, at least, than his plan to use the name for an escort service.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 16, 2009
You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 25, 2012