"Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."

guy 1: alright man im outta here.

islander: sounds good. shoots.

guy 1: later man

Shoot, I lost the lotto by 1 number!

girl: can I ask you a question

guy: shoot

Islandboy: so what can or no can?

Islandgirl: cans

Islandboy: shoots!

At the meeting, the boss singled me as out the employee not meeting sales goals. When everyone started to laugh, I decided to shoot on them and told the boss about them stealing company funds to have parties on the weekend.

My buddy who was drunk at the party decided to shoot on me and blurt out about how were with those hookers last weekend. My girlfriend was right there next to me and she was angry.

1. Johnny had to shoot up when he was gettin low.
2. Johnny decided to shoot his dog.
3. Shoot, the damn dog lived. Johnny has bad aim.