The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Alternative word to shit or crap. when you dont want to say "shit" or "crap", just say "shoot".

typically used by island folk that is commonly used as an acknowledgement or an informal farewell.

Alternate word to Shit

go ahead and ask your question

As George Carlin once said its just...

"Shit, with two o's"