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something that has been found to be of high quality, something that is both excellent and somewhat esoteric.
the doom band brien just started is fucking certified.
by Reincremation July 28, 2006
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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to be absolutely ON ONE. Just generally trippin', tweakin' out, jacked up, or crazy. Not necessarily due to drugs.
Could also mean on the right amount of drugs and alcohol to be on a whole new social level of whacked out.
Or a legit crazy person.
β€œYou see Dukes rip his shirt apart on the dance floor when 0 to 100 came on last night? Homeboy was certified.”

"Wow. Jessica getting jealous of Nick and Sarah when she's not even hooking up with him. Certified."
by Trillbo Baggins February 11, 2015
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Certified is a street gang created by Lp certifiedbased in Durham, North Carolina. But quickly spread to the west coast and is currently world wide. They have been moving under the radar in silence since 2003 but off and on over years been exposing there true nature to public eye.
On certified we get it roxin foo
Certified 3's up
by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019
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1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed
"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.
by lindsey June 04, 2003
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Exactly what topsmuttjay is at Eating the a.k.a punanie
Eating a girl till she cry certified
by Playboi khai May 06, 2019
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