humpbag 

a female who has ramdon sex with men she doesnt know.also she iss storing there semen

Carol is such a humpbag.. she will sleep with anyone

humpbag by mary November 10, 2004

Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

Humpback Whale by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

humpbacked swamp donkey 

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

humpbacked swamp donkey by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

humphage 

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

humphage by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

humpage 

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

humpage by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

Humpback Growler 

While engaging in Doggy-style, the man grabs hold of his woman's wrists and pulls them back, rendering her helpless as her face is driven into the mattress. While the female is being submitted the male then yells profanities at her. (Note: also works with lesbians and a strap-on)

"Bro, Jason gave Jessica a Humpback Growler and she was hella-pissed..."

Humpback Growler by Bartholomew Bulldozer April 14, 2010

humpback 

Have intercourse on your sexual partner's back.

I humpbacked Jenna last night.

humpback by C.P. February 11, 2004