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The swelling of a horrendous amount of fecal matter moments before it is excremented.
β€œI’ve got to get off the phone now, that five pound carne asada burrito I had last night has produced a giant growler in my intestine the is about to crown”
by Andy Kock December 21, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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(Slang) vagina

This word was popularised by Bo'Selecta! and the character of Lorraine Kelly, with her famous phrase, 'Have ya seen me growler' as she parted her legs to reveal an unsightly mound of pubic hair.

This word is generally used to describe an old, unkept or generally disgusting vagina. It is not a pleasant term.
Crap on a stick!! That's some disgusting growler.

Your mum showed me her growler last night. It was sick.
by Master of Definitions April 29, 2006
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An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.
When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.
by Alex in East Los Angeles September 10, 2014
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Particularly hairy female fun gear. Often applied to female military aircrew.
by The Snatch Investigator December 15, 2007
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A mean, butch looking pussy. As friendly as a bulldog, and as much fun to kiss.

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My teacher assured me, that the growler would not bite!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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1) A half gallon container that is usually filled with beer.
2) A vagina.
3) A loud, messy crap.
Jake: "Did you go out and get some growler after you drank that entire growler last night?"
Tim: "No, it just made me have to take a major growler. I spent most of the night on the john."
by Nicholas D May 28, 2009
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