"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"

When I saw the Beatles Anthology miniseries on TV, occasionally the Beatles and/or other people would say a swear word and it would be bleeped, because this program was broadcast on network TV (on ABC, in the spirit of the Anthology the network hyped itself as "Ay-Beatle-Cee". Uh-huh.). George Harrison was talking about the group being on the Magical Mystery bus travelling to promote the "Magical Mystery Tour". Pub patrons would stand outside and wave at the Fab Four, George said that they were "pissed". That word was not bleeped out. Knowing that people outside the UK and Ireland would be watching this program, George explained the term's definition by stating, "Oh. Getting pissed is the same as getting plastered".