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British - drunk
American - really mad
"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"
by Tommy F. September 08, 2005
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1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.
1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.
Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*
by PaulWall July 26, 2003
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(In Australia one word means a lot of things... )

1. Angry

2. Drunk

3. Urined
1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!
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1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry
1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!
by Andrew April 30, 2005
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I know you may have heard this before, but pissed, in Britain, means to be drunk.
"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"
by Mr. X December 05, 2004
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In America and most of the world, "pissed" is a vulgar term denoting anger and frustration. Sometimes the word is followed by "off" to mean the same thing. In Great Britain and Ireland the word "pissed" means "drunk" or "intoxicated" and is generally not considered vulgar.
When I saw the Beatles Anthology miniseries on TV, occasionally the Beatles and/or other people would say a swear word and it would be bleeped, because this program was broadcast on network TV (on ABC, in the spirit of the Anthology the network hyped itself as "Ay-Beatle-Cee". Uh-huh.). George Harrison was talking about the group being on the Magical Mystery bus travelling to promote the "Magical Mystery Tour". Pub patrons would stand outside and wave at the Fab Four, George said that they were "pissed". That word was not bleeped out. Knowing that people outside the UK and Ireland would be watching this program, George explained the term's definition by stating, "Oh. Getting pissed is the same as getting plastered".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 09, 2007
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