humps

The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.

Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.

by Stiffmeister October 20, 2005

humps

used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)

He told me he liked my humps!

by raggy biotch September 26, 2005

humps

A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.

"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"

by M Rockwell February 15, 2007

The Hump

Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.

Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?

by zaviae April 13, 2012

humping

Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.

He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!

by playitcool_dave November 14, 2020

a hump

Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children

My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.

by bigworm23111 December 14, 2013

humped

sexed vigorously

She was humped like a demented ferret!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003