if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it

Usually the one who can either be the awesome, legendary, kind, strong, perfect father that most American mother's look for in there 30s and regret for leaving in their teens, or the bully that easily angers when you're loafing around, says hurtful things, and was probably a player before he met your mom and helped birth you.

For some strange reason, all the players are the ones who are brought into the family world first, leaving the gentlemen to fix the issues some woman have from their husbands. Doesn't always happen that way, but you do see a lot of fathers ending up divorced because of their past habits.

an unkown contributer to the ghetto

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

A literal mother fucker.

The bastard that brought your poor life into this world.