humbagger

A monk with big titties
A monk goes hummmmmmm
And the baggers are the titties

Look at the humbagger over there!!

by RoboTriclops December 20, 2021

hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

Humbuggler

When someone kills or steals the Christmas spirit with a bad attitude, ruining the cheer around them.

It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!

by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009

Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.

Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.

by Rob August 22, 2003

humduggery

Wilfully and deliberately engaging in a mundane activity such as sitting down with a good book and a biscuit (composite of humdrum and skullduggery)

Sarah just wanted to engage in some humduggery with a book and a hobnob

by waveform April 19, 2010