humpage

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

Humpage

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

by Bob March 2, 2005

humphage

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

Humpadelic

Whether he or she is humpable!

OHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDD RHIANNONNNN.... that dude over there is soooo HUMPADELIC!

by FUCK YOU BITCH MWHAHAHHAHA April 21, 2006

Humagen

An awsome World Of Warcraft fire mage that pwns all

Humagen > Nahshan

by Trogdor8freebird April 12, 2009

humpaversary

The anniversary of the first time you had sex with someone

August 15th was zach and my humpaversary.

by Boobs McGillicuddy August 10, 2016

Humpagos

The typical verbage associated with having sexual relations in the Galapagos islands.

After eating ripe coconuts and foraging through the Galapagos jungle we humpagos.

by Amber Laise January 29, 2017