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"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

humpage by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

Words you can keep

Humpage

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

Humpage by Bob March 2, 2005

Related Words

Humpage • Hampage • hempage • Humagen • Humpadelic • Humpaden • Humpagos • humpaversary • humphage • arse hummage

humphage

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

humphage by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

Humpadelic

Whether he or she is humpable!

OHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDD RHIANNONNNN.... that dude over there is soooo HUMPADELIC!

Humpadelic by FUCK YOU BITCH MWHAHAHHAHA April 21, 2006

Humagen

An awsome World Of Warcraft fire mage that pwns all

Humagen > Nahshan

Humagen by Trogdor8freebird April 12, 2009

humpaversary

The anniversary of the first time you had sex with someone

August 15th was zach and my humpaversary.

humpaversary by Boobs McGillicuddy August 10, 2016

Humpagos

The typical verbage associated with having sexual relations in the Galapagos islands.

After eating ripe coconuts and foraging through the Galapagos jungle we humpagos.

Humpagos by Amber Laise January 29, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026