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"Is jesus the one who rose from the dead?"
"yes, thats JESUS"
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Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it.
Jesus backwards:
Susej = Sausage!

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by HelloImAPizza August 19, 2010
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Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.
Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??
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Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.
Jesus said to Maria you look amazing today.
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A Hispanic guys name usually. A smart, funny, handsome guy. His personality is like no one else's he makes a great boyfriend. Although some people may find him rude because he could be an ass hole. He loves for his girl friend so much and doesn't take her for granted. Treat him wrong and he would basically end you. Anyone would be lucky to have Jesus as a boyfriend, or best friend.
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The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.
Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot
by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017
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