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"Is jesus the one who rose from the dead?"
"yes, thats JESUS"
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by hoodedboi May 25, 2018
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it.
Jesus backwards:
Susej = Sausage!

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by HelloImAPizza August 19, 2010
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Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.
Jesus said to Maria you look amazing today.
by I am not going to tell you September 10, 2018
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Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.
Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
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A Hispanic guys name usually. A smart, funny, handsome guy. His personality is like no one else's he makes a great boyfriend. Although some people may find him rude because he could be an ass hole. He loves for his girl friend so much and doesn't take her for granted. Treat him wrong and he would basically end you. Anyone would be lucky to have Jesus as a boyfriend, or best friend.
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