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ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.
He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina
by Jake January 10, 2004
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Ash: What do you use to pay those cheerleaders you travel with?
Gary: I pay them with my semen.
by Gokudera191 February 02, 2010
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Man goo released from the penis to create babies
Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!
by SlopNChop November 01, 2017
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Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby
1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES
by Kill3rki55 May 30, 2005
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scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!
Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.
by kofi May 12, 2003
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Semen is a part of a government plot to get rid of America's excess toothpaste and pine fresh by mixing them together, calling the mixture "semen", and spreading it over most of our consumer's food, primarily in school cafeterias. The result is a tasty lard/egg-white substitute, however, too much semen consumption (usually in males) may lead to a build-up in the excretory system (our kidneys, bladder, etc...) and may be ejaculated upon stimulation with pumping, pulling, rubbing, and other painful procedures.

The ejaculation of this "semen" is mandatory to remain healthy or side effects may occur, including but not limited to: loneliness, nerdiness, explosion in the urethrea, and/or constipation.

Why some females choose to consume the fluid is probably to clean their teeth (toothpaste) or freshen their breath (pine fresh)
Today I got rid of my excess semen because urban dictionary told me to
by Terry Toledo February 26, 2009
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