longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

by Blacks February 27, 2007

longevity

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

by Briznandon February 13, 2004

Longeve

lon·geve
/lôn-jēv/
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

very lengthy, big, or great. Can be used in basically any positive way. Like longevity, but better.

This bitch longeve.

by RealMinecraftMaster January 27, 2019

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Longevity

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.

Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!

by Tinkí February 09, 2024