Urban Dictionary: Humpback Whale

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Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

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Humpback Whale

Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.

Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.

by Phil Bob February 17, 2014

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a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc

person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"

by ~tilde man~ September 08, 2005

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When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.

by indysolo August 14, 2014

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