tastefullysmutty's definitions

WET ANCHOR

A wanker,one who does things for show or acts publicy offensive. A nuisance.

"look at that wet anchor with the pimped up corolla."

by tastefullysmutty February 24, 2009

humpage

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009