humpage

sexual mileage, sexual longevity
"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.
by tastefullysmutty March 05, 2009
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WET ANCHOR

A wanker,one who does things for show or acts publicy offensive. A nuisance.
"look at that wet anchor with the pimped up corolla."
by tastefullysmutty February 24, 2009
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