2 definitions by tastefullysmutty

humpage

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

WET ANCHOR

A wanker,one who does things for show or acts publicy offensive. A nuisance.

"look at that wet anchor with the pimped up corolla."

by tastefullysmutty February 24, 2009