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hoisk

A word of exclamation when hitting something with great power. Variations include; hosk, kerhosk, kerhoisk. This word could be described as onomatapaeic.
I just hoisked that chav into the bushes.

John hoisked the football into the net.

(When pushing somebody) HOISK!!!!!
by mellors May 16, 2008
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Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
by Mr. Will November 10, 2010
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Hoosk

"I saw a cute Hoosk at the dog park today. It was floofy!"
by Sheeberweeber August 31, 2017
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Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.
Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.
by FoxyLG June 11, 2015
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hotski

a hotski is many things, it was developed as a name for hotskeet, or a hotski is a beer, first started at a bud heavy. You can use hotski to name anything, just use the word, "hotski" in place of any word
Dawg, lets get a hotski rack.
by dy dolphin hotskeets January 11, 2009
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The Hoskins Cut

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.
I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.
by dkabab February 27, 2015
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