Hoink

A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.

Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)

by Krazy Kwueen May 1, 2015

HoinK

The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Hoink

A horny pig.

Person 1 "That pig just went HOINK instead of Oink"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"

by Kanels2222 January 8, 2021

hoink

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.

Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?

by Larry Phlegm Affletapplertonmigusticuffs June 18, 2005

HoinK

blathemsac, to be a

You are such a blathemsac!

by omg May 17, 2003

Hoink

A bitch that sucks ass or pussy

You are gross if you hoink that bitch

by Hoink Master G April 30, 2022

Hoink

A word used in a sentence by itself when you feel ultimate feelings of joy, which usually happens around your friends. Can also be expressed starting with a Y.

“Hoink”

“Damn, I didn’t know you were having this much fun.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025