hosk

hosk (hosc’h) v. pl. hoskes (hoe sc’hi-es) The action of toilet water splashing your hind end, from the gravity drawn waste exiting your bowel system. hosk adj. Description of something very displeasing; dissapointing.

I got hosked today while taking a dump.

Hosk You!

Go hosk off!

by Thomas Hawkins December 16, 2005

hosk

v. To wet the cornhole after shitting; wetting of the crack

"i didnt realize that the toilet had overflown till i hosked myself"

by Lord Tyler December 24, 2005

hosk

n. Displaced liquid which has been launched vertically to an equivalent or greater height than that of the displacing object.

The rookie sailor was splashed with a facefull of hosk when he dropped anchor.

The photographer dropped a rock and captured the hosk on film.

by Captain Abel April 04, 2010

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

by FoxyLG June 09, 2015

hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.

"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'

by LOOOO October 31, 2014

Dirty Hosk

When you have sex in a really smelly room that smells of sex and fart. a smelly room.

Jonny said to Chris, mate i had sex in a Dirty Hosk last night. it was foul.

by jicaboy March 08, 2007

Elsa Hosk

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who has worked for lots of famous brands. She is the best Victoria's Secret Angel.

"Have you heard of Elsa Hosk? She's so slay."

by tigerpaws12 May 16, 2022