hoosker

A swift and rapid movment or change of direction.

That shit ass Saturn hooskerd in my parking spot.

by Steve M (JettaStevo) November 30, 2005

hoosker

cold beer

"you wanna grab some hooskers"

by yardog October 3, 2008

Hoosker

To give or receive a blow job.

George payed Jenny $5 to give him a hoosker.

by G30RG3 R0$@$ May 13, 2011

Hoosker

A hyperactive, spastic fellow that has schizo-effective disorder and a janky smile, usually likes loud Chicago rap music and massive amounts of porn. A Hoosker is a great friend for a younger woman, but will be a crazy, good, naughty, complex,and eccentric lover as he ages. To clean a Hoosker a shared bath must be taken otherwise he might take a “bird-bath” once every 5-9 days. Usually has long blond hair worn in dreads or just curls. Origin usually Hungary. Mumbles a lot.

That mumbling Hoosker just ran last me wearing a pink flamingo and headed “that’s where she sleeps” what does that even mean??

by Unique whirring May 1, 2019

Hoosker Nugget

the piece of poop you find laying around after having sex with a hooker

dawg i found a big "hoosker nugget" in my room after the party

by Smokey Mcnotpot September 18, 2006

hoosker tuesdays

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.

hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad

by seth engleman December 9, 2008

Hoosker Doo

The act of leaving a self-checkout stand in a store with out paying.

After the people in front of me completed their transaction and I stepped up to the self check-out kiosk I noticed that the choose payment method was still on the screen. It was then I realized that the previous customers has just pulled a hoosker doo.

by Mntnbikr September 8, 2012