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Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.
Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.
by FoxyLG June 11, 2015
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Hosking

A breed of Kiwi (New Zealander) who only cares for themselves and Believes they are more intelligent, virile, better driver then everyone else
What a forking hosking
by Slangk December 19, 2020
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Spencer Hosking

A massive beta faggot. He makes up lies to get his points across. Do not engage with this cuck
You can find this Spencer Hosking girl on 4chan posting as Anonymous
by ChadHunter3925 September 12, 2019
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Spencer Hosking

The straight equivalent to Milo Yiannopoulos or Charlie Kirk - all are cuckservatives/neoliberals
Spencer Hosking is an American cuckservative with liberal Aussie views.
by Mayo Duster September 11, 2019
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Spencer Hosking

This sorry ass Aussie-Vegas white dude is NOT a conservative or right-wing like everyone thinks. For example, he declares he is pro choice, he admitted to flipping off cops on Instagram, mocks MAGA/Trump supporters by mixing it with a "White Lives Matter" tee and calling Trump a "white nationalist nigga" while siding with Louis Farrakhan and Paul Ryan.
by Mayo Duster September 11, 2019
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The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
by Mr. Will November 10, 2010
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hooking the g

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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