beer

The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
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Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003
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Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
by Derek214 May 28, 2006
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A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
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a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by Anonymous May 09, 2003
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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
by alvit May 20, 2009
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What Jesus made when the wine ran out.
And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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