Sheeberweeber's definitions

mongslobber

(n.) Nonsense or fallacy marked by particular stupidity that only a complete idiot could believe.

"Get off of my doorstep. Nobody wants to hear your mongslobber."

by Sheeberweeber September 18, 2012

angus

(n.) A massive, dark-skinned homonid female notable for its diet of fried chicken, near-incomprehensible speech, and unpleasant demeanor.

"That angus is waggling her finger at you! I think she's gonna charge!"

"Taiqua's really been putting on the pounds lately. She's turning into an angus."

by Sheeberweeber October 24, 2011

Downsload

(n.) An excruciatingly slow download that makes one wonder if their computer and/or Internet connection is retarded

(v.)To receive data in a ridiculously slow manner

"It could take all day for this downsload to finish"

"The file wasn't all that big, but I had to downsload it on my shitty computer"

by Sheeberweeber December 11, 2018

Hoosk

A Siberian Husky or closely related breed.

"I saw a cute Hoosk at the dog park today. It was floofy!"

by Sheeberweeber August 31, 2017

tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.

"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"

by Sheeberweeber January 12, 2012

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.

"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"

by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011