hoism

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.

One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.

by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022

hoism

1)The act of purposefully being obstinate in order to perpetuate a fight.

2)Layman's terms: Acting like a real ho!

1)Alex subscribes to the theory of hoism.

2)That Alex is a real ho!

by Roz L. November 9, 2006

Hoism

Pronaounced "Ho-is-um"
Typically post partum, a woman after she has a baby, experienceing many hormonal "flashes" will fuck every dick she can, before it ends.

My baby mama be going threw some class A hoism. Doing every dude she sees.

by Slutbunger August 13, 2017

Hoism

when you “hoe around” and date people one after the other.

“ive been dating around. Not like hoism, but dating around”

by “bootyhoe” February 8, 2018

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

hoimsli

1.something extremely tasty and declicious that makes you very happy

2. An exclamatiion indicating that you are hungry, or that you find something very deicious looking

etymology: perhaps the name Helmsley that appealed to me on a trip to New York long ago. The swiss sounding word ending in -l! indicates something tasty, like Guterly.

pronunciation: hoy-m-sli

"Look at those cakes!" "
"Mhhh! They look very hoimsli!"

"Dou you like your food?"
"Hoimsli! Thank you!"

tasty, Guterly, lipsmacky, succulent,juicy, fresh, yummy, luscious, scrumptious

by eshko June 1, 2011

Hoeism

To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.

Her hoeism game is thick.

by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010