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(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.
One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.
hoism by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022
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1)The act of purposefully being obstinate in order to perpetuate a fight.

2)Layman's terms: Acting like a real ho!
1)Alex subscribes to the theory of hoism.

2)That Alex is a real ho!
hoism by Roz L. November 9, 2006
Pronaounced "Ho-is-um"
Typically post partum, a woman after she has a baby, experienceing many hormonal "flashes" will fuck every dick she can, before it ends.
My baby mama be going threw some class A hoism. Doing every dude she sees.
Hoism by Slutbunger August 13, 2017
when you “hoe around” and date people one after the other.
“ive been dating around. Not like hoism, but dating around
Hoism by “bootyhoe” February 8, 2018

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist
1.something extremely tasty and declicious that makes you very happy

2. An exclamatiion indicating that you are hungry, or that you find something very deicious looking

etymology: perhaps the name Helmsley that appealed to me on a trip to New York long ago. The swiss sounding word ending in -l! indicates something tasty, like Guterly.

pronunciation: hoy-m-sli
"Look at those cakes!" "
"Mhhh! They look very hoimsli!"

"Dou you like your food?"
"Hoimsli! Thank you!"

tasty, Guterly, lipsmacky, succulent,juicy, fresh, yummy, luscious, scrumptious
hoimsli by eshko June 1, 2011
To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.
Her hoeism game is thick.
Hoeism by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010