fraption

(n.) frat boy caption

fraption examples:
ring camera said motion detected
i got some things Jehova ain't even witness yet
etc.

fraption by mynameisskylarwhiteyo March 31, 2026

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

exotic fraction 

A fraction that you might have to deal with when doing a college-level homework problem. It doesn't necessarily have to contain X or any other variable, but it does have to have to be a numerator-denominator combination that you would not normally see in everyday life. The reason the number is written as a fraction is because writing it as a decimal would require imprecise rounding off and/or because it must be added, subtracted, or multiplied with a similar fraction.

Okay, so we just got through establishing that:

(61/99)X = (8/49) + (56/22)Y + (45/38) - (1/36)Y{(14/45) - (31/29)Y} - (2/7)X + (1/18)XX

can be simplified as:
(625/693)X = (2509/1862) + (1/18)XX + (22603/8910)Y + (31/1044)YY

which can be further simplified as:
X = (1738737/1163750) + (77/1250)XX + (1740431/618750)Y + (2387/72500)YY

*loud sigh* There!! Now that we're done with that headache, I don't want to see another exotic fraction for the rest of the day!

exotic fraction by Daedalus Suburbanus April 26, 2012

ass fraction 

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult

<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.

ass fraction by budgieramone January 11, 2004

Fraction Sex 

The act of sex/intercourse but being cut off before you can finish for other reasons unknown.

Taking a girl home, proceeding to bang her but then when your maybe half way through, she decides to quit cos shes had enough fun.
"Cory takes Morgan home to finger her with his penis, Morgan decides shes had enough fun and tells him, "I'm done". Cory is left there with his unfinished business. This explains fraction sex.

Fraction Sex by mr titty farm May 2, 2009

Improper fraction 

When a girl's breasts are bigger than her bum, she is susceptible to the insult of being an improper fraction.

Hey, see Veronica over there? She's a real improper fraction.

Improper fraction by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

improper fraction 

A term used to describe the figure of an individual, typically a woman's, in which the torso is larger than the legs. Often used to describe how a person looks while wearing skinny jeans or leggings; popularized primarily on TikTok in 2022.

Commenter: I need to get rid of all my skinny jeans... they make me look like an improper fraction.

improper fraction by charmtapioca February 13, 2023