1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.
That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.
Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.
Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Rachel had me kick the bean last night. She says my bunion really makes her squirt.
My freshman year was the best. My two roommates introduced me to a three way kick the bean.
My freshman year was the best. My two roommates introduced me to a three way kick the bean.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
When your man sack is all sweaty and sticky and the skin has the consistency and tackiness of fresh, unfloured bread dough.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
When you tear that pussy up. Make that baby sore. Induced by vigorous, mind blowing sex that leaves her sore to the touch and finding it difficult to walk for days.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaaahhhh. She's got the cunt burn.
Braaaaahhh. If your mom is walking funny today don't worry, it's just a little cunt burn from my visit with her last night.
Braaaaahhh. If your mom is walking funny today don't worry, it's just a little cunt burn from my visit with her last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018