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The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.
Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.
by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
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Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Creating that creamy viscous of semen, vaginal juices and sexual lubricants during sexual intercouse.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
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My man beets are all sweaty. Wanna lick?

I like pulling on my man beets.

I shave my man beets.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2018
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Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.
I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.
Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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