Faptions

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A portmanteau of "Fap" and "Captions". Some (usually) pornographic pictures with dirty captions. Like spicy memes.

We started out sending each other memes, but by the end of the night we were sharing our dirtiest faptions.

Faptions by Major_League April 4, 2023

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Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

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guild wars factions

a great game sequal to Guild Wars.

jarred got guild wars factions and became cooler because its a sequal to guild wars

guild wars factions by Jarred Stein July 18, 2006

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Factions

Minecraft Factions is a Minecraft game mode where you work together with friends and create a team.

I am going to play minecraft factions!

Factions by MudManSon July 3, 2018

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Past factions

When a minecraft hcf gets mad and makes you list the past minecraft factions you were in.

Thats cool and on but past factions???? exactly stfu random.

Past factions by RevengeRez March 5, 2021

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Cosmic Test Factions

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die

That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

Cosmic Test Factions by FruitCoconut November 3, 2018

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Faptious Day

The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.

A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.

Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.

Faptious Day by The Blanket Monster June 1, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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