A portmanteau of "Fap" and "Captions". Some (usually) pornographic pictures with dirty captions. Like spicy memes.
We started out sending each other memes, but by the end of the night we were sharing our dirtiest faptions.
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Get the Cosmic Test Factions mug.The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.
A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.
A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.
Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.
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