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Closed Faptioning 

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Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

guild wars factions 

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jarred got guild wars factions and became cooler because its a sequal to guild wars

Factions 

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Minecraft Factions is a Minecraft game mode where you work together with friends and create a team.
I am going to play minecraft factions!
Factions by MudManSon July 3, 2018

Past factions

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When a minecraft hcf gets mad and makes you list the past minecraft factions you were in.
Thats cool and on but past factions???? exactly stfu random.
Past factions by RevengeRez March 5, 2021

Cosmic Test Factions 

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The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die
That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

Faptious Day 

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The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.

A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.
Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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