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Jeans
Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.
Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!
Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?
Mom:...under your jeans
Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?
Mom:...under your jeans
Jeans by ChErSuPeRfAn4uxx17 August 8, 2008
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Joe: wow, did you realize that everyone in this room from that baby to that old man is wearing jeans?
Fred: yeah, so?
Joe: i mean, don't you think its weird that like, everybody wears jeans like every day?
Fred: i don't care, their comfortable. I mean, what are people supposed to wear?
Joe: forget it.
Fred: yeah, so?
Joe: i mean, don't you think its weird that like, everybody wears jeans like every day?
Fred: i don't care, their comfortable. I mean, what are people supposed to wear?
Joe: forget it.
jeans by synnical_sue September 6, 2009
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jeans by nicolassssssssssssss April 18, 2008
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are denim pants made by Italians. When Ameri's put these pants on it gives them a glowy feeling and at first they seem out of place. If one gets enough brownie points after buying many pizzas and eating alot of italian foods they are considered friends of the mafia. It's all in the pants. Some Ameri's never learn and thier pants are taken away which really is a sad thing, because without jeans what must one wear to stay comfy in the winter months. If the Ameri isn't a hunter, then they will be persicuted into an asylum. The italians never care. We just make the pizza to go with the jeans. A true italian never wears jeans with holes in them.
Jeans by europopian December 15, 2009