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A platform that makes you reconsider life. It is filled with middle schoolers and high schoolers who think they are cute. It's also filled with Koreaboos, Weeboos, Anime Wannabes, Vampire Wannabes, Furries, Emos, People with no teeth, And Old Men Collaborating with little girls. See tikthot.
"Yo dude I just installed TikTok and-"
"You're not my fricking friend anymore Jeremy."
"Bro-"
"Shut the hell up!"
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by BtsFanatics November 20, 2018
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Previously known as ‘musical.ly’, tik tok is an app where people lip sync to sexually explicit songs whilst biting their lips, stroking their hair and basically trying to look sexy. You can imagine how cringe this is.

There are different types of people on tik tok. The 12 year old girls pretending they’re 20, horny teenage boys trying to get laid and lastly the middle aged folk who have no clue what they’re doing.

Then there’s the same stupid repetitive ‘challenges’ including the boy challenge, water challenge and the dreaded shuffle challenge. (Y’all can search these up yourselves, I’m running low on brain cells)

What’s the saddest part? The fact that there are kids my age making millions from this dumb wasteland of an app, such as Jacob saggytits and Baby Aerial.

Are you unattractive? Do you have no real talent but still want to become famous? Look no further, for Tik Tok has you covered! Just remember to bring your miniskirt, 100 pounds of makeup and possibly a script. Boys, no shirts allowed. Even if you are like 10.
Tik Tok - an app that lets users lip sync to music
God: Okay y’all I think my work is done here time to leave now for my world has finally been created
*God has left the server*

*Musical.ly has joined the server*
by SaltySpoon178 October 20, 2018
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A cringey app sensitive cunts use to try and hide from the real world. Many people over the age of 20 use it to share there weird DDLG, Furry, Cosplaying side then block people who try to bring them back into reality.
Tik Tok is the reason most adults are sensitive snowflakes.
by CringeQueen September 27, 2018
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Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh? You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya. Muah. He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya. He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
Tik Tok made the war between furies and gamers.
by Ashimations January 16, 2019
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Guy 1: Hey Musical.ly Has Closed
Me: HECK YES GOODBYE TO THOSE 8TH GRADERS WITH NO TALENT
Guy 2: Hey Musical.ly Is Now Tik Tok
Guy 1 & Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU
by That One Hitman August 27, 2018
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the social media app for teens with no friends.
Like kids lip syncing frickin Jacob Sartorius or shawn mendes

Mom: Son your punishment for not doing homework is being forced to watch tiktok

Son: Mom can i die instead
pls help i have watched too much tiktok and now im sick
by joecoolness46 December 08, 2018
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The anti-christ turned into a phone application
Person (likely in special ed classes): do you have tiktok?
Anyone with more than 7 brain cells in their head: *pulls out crucifix*
by Dalias_Blake445 October 22, 2018
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