Top definition
A platform that makes you reconsider life. It is filled with middle schoolers and high schoolers who think they are cute. It's also filled with Koreaboos, Weeboos, Anime Wannabes, Vampire Wannabes, Furries, Emos, People with no teeth, And Old Men Collaborating with little girls. See tikthot.
"Yo dude I just installed TikTok and-"
"You're not my fricking friend anymore Jeremy."
"Bro-"
"Shut the hell up!"
via giphy
by BtsFanatics November 20, 2018
Get the mug
Get a TikTok mug for your brother-in-law Paul.
Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
Get the mug
Get a double texting mug for your girlfriend Helena.
3
Previously known as ‘musical.ly’, tik tok is an app where people lip sync to sexually explicit songs whilst biting their lips, stroking their hair and basically trying to look sexy. You can imagine how cringe this is.

There are different types of people on tik tok. The 12 year old girls pretending they’re 20, horny teenage boys trying to get laid and lastly the middle aged folk who have no clue what they’re doing.

Then there’s the same stupid repetitive ‘challenges’ including the boy challenge, water challenge and the dreaded shuffle challenge. (Y’all can search these up yourselves, I’m running low on brain cells)

What’s the saddest part? The fact that there are kids my age making millions from this dumb wasteland of an app, such as Jacob saggytits and Baby Aerial.

Are you unattractive? Do you have no real talent but still want to become famous? Look no further, for Tik Tok has you covered! Just remember to bring your miniskirt, 100 pounds of makeup and possibly a script. Boys, no shirts allowed. Even if you are like 10.
Tik Tok - an app that lets users lip sync to music
God: Okay y’all I think my work is done here time to leave now for my world has finally been created
*God has left the server*

*Musical.ly has joined the server*
by SaltySpoon178 October 20, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Tik Tok mug for your grandma Nathalie.
4
A battlefield... a war that has been raging on between to sides with VERY different opinions. Take my hand and let me tell you the history of TikTok.

(2017-Early Mid 2018) The Musically empire. Musical.ly was a mediocre yet cringey empire but was EXTREMELY frowned upon by other empires, most notably, youtube.

(Early Mid 2018) On the 2nd of August 2018, Musical.ly fell victim to a surprise attack by the empire known as TikTok, the Musical.ly Empire surrendered immediately and the empire fell.

(Late Mid 2018) The now well known TikTok empire was thriving but then a rebel group that I personly like to call "The TikTok Liberators" began there currently popular TikTok rebellion. TikTok Liberators went behind there cringe masters backs and began mocking the empire. After a while they began to gain a popular reputation, mostly by youtube. Most youtubers began supplying the rebels with moral support and some commentary channels even joined in the fight.

(Late 2018/Now) The fight is massively in the rebels favor and currently TikTok is the digital representation of late Soviet Russia.

Fun Fact, Most rebels age range between 10-29 and most TikTok loyalists age range between 30-90.
Tom: Hey do you remember TikTok?

Fred: ...*Vietnam flashbacks*
by The Modernized Philosopher December 02, 2018
Get the merch
Get the TikTok neck gaiter and mug.
5
A cringey app sensitive cunts use to try and hide from the real world. Many people over the age of 20 use it to share there weird DDLG, Furry, Cosplaying side then block people who try to bring them back into reality.
Tik Tok is the reason most adults are sensitive snowflakes.
by CringeQueen September 27, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Tik Tok mug for your friend Trump.
6
A sound a clock makes as the second hand moves.
Tik Tok... Tik Tok... I like the clock sound... Oh crap! I just realized! 3:00! Forgot to send Snapchat Streaks! Ehh, it's pointless anyway... Won't buy me food in the future, will it?
via giphy
by Karackanackanackanosisiumite December 24, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Tik Tok mug for your father-in-law Günter.