Faptionary

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Faptionary. Noun- A file in any type of media format that is kept by an individual that it refers to often for reference in support if successful masterbation sessions.

"Well I struck out at the bar tonight. Looks like I'll be pulling out my Faptionary when I get home to service myself. Again."

Faptionary by shotgun shippy April 27, 2017

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bourbon fictionary

The behavior where a person becomes an expert on everything after after a few drinks often coupled with a common side effect of making stuff up and indignantly insisting on its validity.

Also: The act of getting drunk and coming up with new crap for the urban dictionary.

Get a couple of drinks in the guy and he becomes a regular bourbon fictionary.

bourbon fictionary by StickTheLanding October 20, 2011

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fictionary

A word that means absolutely nothing, and yet Brad insists that it means something. Best guess is that it means a dictionary with fictitious words. Fictionary would be included in that dictionary.

Suckadickasaurus isn't even a real word. You'd have to look in the fictionary to find it.

fictionary by Steve Gurlacher April 15, 2005

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Urban Fictionary

Words that are made up and added to Urban Dictionary yet have no real meaning or are just pieces of other words such as words beginning with a single vowels such as U or R or a combination of U R.

Yp man, Urban Dictionary has no real credibility since it accepts any Urban Fictionary.

Urban Fictionary by Roid Ranger January 12, 2008

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Fictionary

a compendium of words which are used in the game Words With Friends and are up for debate as to whether their usage is fair or not

1: 'HEHS' is a word??
2: Guess so.
1: You don't even know?? You can't play a word if you don't even know if its real! Not cool, man.
2: Whatever, dude. Consult the Fictionary.

Fictionary by Friend of the Words November 12, 2010

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fictionary

Fiction in your imagination ( imaginary ) ergo fictionary

He wished for something so much that he believed it when in fact it was fictionary.

fictionary by Markobello October 12, 2012

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Urban Fictionary

The act of thinking one knows the definition of a word, untill he or she looks it up on urban dictionary.

John thought lol meant lots of love only to pull an urban fictionary and discover the true definition.

Urban Fictionary by PATHAGARUS!!!! April 21, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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