breasts

the greatest creation known to man

and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."

by dave March 23, 2003

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The best pillows you can sleep on!

You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 titties
4 tits
5 Jibbies
6 boobs
7 broobs
8 breasts
9 juggs
10 mellons

by Who's huw November 06, 2003

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the jiggly appendages that women possess. used for fondling and especially licking circularly around the NIPPLE. you can bounce em and touch em and squeeze em, just dont ever hit em or you'll get slapped. and you can suck em, have fun boys! or women too i guess

Kawasaki softly fondled baba mukuru's luscious breast!

by KDAWG AND LISE June 04, 2004

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Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^

"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me

by Dave December 30, 2004

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