fartcar

A nickname for a Tesla because of its audacious programmable fart sounds.

Let’s take a spin in the fartcar!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2020

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.

I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

Fartacrite

One who is hypocritical about farts.

If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.

Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.

Therefore the person is a fartacrite.

by Ambethan March 27, 2011

Fartcore

Fartcore is not to be confused with Deathfart. Fartcore still retains the underlying melody of flatulence. There's more oxygen and hydrogen. Deathfart is all about the rhythm of sulphur.

Gustav switched from a life of Taco Libre and Deathfart to Sibylla and Fartcore, and we are all breathing easier.

by Tia Mat November 2, 2015