hum

smells bad/ smells like something real bad

when one of your sick little friends lets off a bad one or you just happen to be walking through a chemical waste depository

Gay ass friend: *lets one rip*
Dude: man, that hums like your mums cunt

Smelly Hobo: hey guys
Guy: dude, you hum

by Dude Incognito April 26, 2004

hum

short for "how do you mean," often used in chat rooms or while instant messenging

Phil: hum i've got aids?

by hum whats my name November 2, 2003

hum

(verb) PE Boyz equivalent to calling someone, or occaisionally an event, 'a twat'. The word is used only in certain circles and many are oblivious when hummed. An individual may hum another should they deem a particular action or event warrants it. An person or event warranting a hum is said to be humworthy.
An alternative to the traditional hum is that of 'Huh?.....mmm'
Occasionally the word may be used in the adjective to described an often hummed individual or for an event that recieves many hums.

The effort I have gone to to explain the word is humworthy. I should indeed recieve a hum. Huh?......mmm

by TheBeacon July 28, 2006

hum

It means “what?“ or “hm?”

“I have to tell you something”
“Hum?”

by rustyspoonlol February 6, 2020

hum

Another nonsense word used by the Great Laza'rus. He usually says it when he is deep in thought.

hum... Now how can we embezzle that money from KFC?

by Lazarus September 11, 2003

hum

Defintion: Not very good

Background: From a drunken outing where a fat boy said I'm freddy farquar and i hum then fell down a hill and threw up.

Can be used in various contexts:

You hum lots
You're really humming
You hum like ....

etc etc

by Freddy Farquar [BUPTISS] April 7, 2004

Hum Hum

What someone says as a response to something casual or unimportant. Often used as a conversation closer.

Also used when trying to sound cute or unique.

Mary: I'm going to eat dinner.
Sam: Have fun.
Mary: XD
Sam: Hum Hum.

Karly: I'm almost done with my homework!
Todd: I'm not. Hum hum.

by FluffyCat September 10, 2010