fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

beater

A car used for daily transport to avoid damage or wear on a nicer car.

I drove my beater to work today, it's raining too hard to take the Z.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

big dog

n. Descriptive term for an important person. Term to describe an extremely large and unnecesary vehicle, such as a Ford Expedition.

I rented the big dog, so I can get all pimp with the fat ladies tonight, and still have room for my homies.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

cramaro

Chevy Camaro. See also Craparo.

Another schmuck in a Cramaro squeeled around the corner with his big-hair, gum-chonking Jersey-girl-ho wannabe underage slut.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

vidiot

n. One who plays video games obsessively.

Bill is such a vidiot. You can't get him away from the console even for free beer.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003