Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

Fartcard by The List. February 15, 2010

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

fartcar 

A nickname for a Tesla because of its audacious programmable fart sounds.

Let’s take a spin in the fartcar!

fartcar by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2020

fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007

Fartnard 

Someone who is adorable and loving.

Come here you little fartnard

Fartnard by Thenibblet September 11, 2016

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

fartard by kmac20 April 19, 2007

Farttard 

One whom acts in a retarded way.

You are such a farttard.

Farttard by LF January 30, 2005