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fartcatcher 

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.
fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
Related Words
Look, there's some FATCATS.
FATCATS by DaMan November 6, 2003

Fartcatchers 

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Fartcatchers by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013
Wealthy campaign contributors. It's an acronym for "Financially Able To Contribute A Tremendous Sum."
"The fatcats filtered their contributions through political action committees."
FATCATS by Brooks Burford November 4, 2003
The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.
I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.
Fartcat by CannedBugala March 6, 2022