Tommyt's definitions

wikipedia

An online encyclopedia project where anyone (registered or UNregistered users alike) can change the content at will. Often used by grade, high school or college students who don't want to write and research their own assignments and who don't care if the facts are accurate in any way.

Yo, this term paper's gotta be FIVE pages??? Unfair!!! But, no prob, Bob, I'll just copy and paste it outta Wikipedia right before class!

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

pouty

Silly & stupid smiles typically used by Generation Y girls who think they're destined for a career in modeling, or living vicariously thru celebrities like Britney Spears, Xtina Aguilera or Paris Hilton. Usually accompanied by the scissor gang mafia sign, an upraised alcoholic drink, while wearing obscenely large Dolce & Gabbana eyewear and hanging on a douchebag.

Damn, lookit dat hott!! She got dah pouty lips, dah D&Gs & dah SGM - I'm gonna score tonight!

by Tommyt January 28, 2009

thus

A totally pretentious way of saying that a fact will follow or has preceded a statement. Typically used so a writer can sound more intelligent than they actually are.

Thus, Luke Skywalker defeated his father in a lightsaber duel and Anakin Skywalker threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft of the Death Star, thus ending the tyranny of the Empire, thus setting the stage for the New Republic.

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

heeded

aroused

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.

by tommyt October 27, 2014

hcwdb

Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.

Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

OVS

Acronym for "obvious vanity shot." The digital photos of individuals mainly seen on Facebook or MySpace pages that were quite plainly taken by the subject themselves. Clues to look for include the person's own arm extending to one of the lower corners of the shot, indicating they were holding the camera themselves & their own dorky smiles showing they simply can't get enough of their own good looks.

Yo man, check out this hottie on my MySpace friends list; she gotta legendary OVS!

by Tommyt March 31, 2008

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006