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A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard
by kmac20 April 12, 2007
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1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 07, 2017
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1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017
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