board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
by BinaryHackerMan September 03, 2007
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throater

A. One who can fit a large penis down his or her throat for extended periods (the duration of a blowjob) without gagging.

B. The act of having ones cock sucked so completely they almost can't walk afterward.

The optimal throater will also swallow repeatedly while there partners penis is inserted balls deep to massage the head and promote orgasm.

It is customary that the throatee ejaculate while the penis is completely inserted and only withdraw when they begin to soften.
A. That daddy bear said I was the best throater he'd ever met, he asked for my number

B. Bro, the chick at that table over there gives the best throater, I couldn't even movefor five minutes when she was done.
by BinaryHackerMan October 11, 2013
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It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix
by BinaryHackerMan February 08, 2021
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Pineapple Nazi

One who withholds pineapple for no apparent reason.
Me: ooh... can i have a piece!?
Pineapple Nazi: No Pineapple for you!
by BinaryHackerMan January 17, 2009
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A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!
A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!
by BinaryHackerMan July 04, 2016
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