Fartacrite

One who is hypocritical about farts.

If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.

Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.

Therefore the person is a fartacrite.

Fartacrite by Ambethan March 27, 2011

fatocrite 

A disgustingly fat person who (usually while eating a salad) makes a comment about the unhealthiness of something you are eating.

I was trying to enjoy my hamburger but Lena kept talking about all the fat and carbs it contained while shoveling pile after pile of salad in her mouth. That bitch has a lot of nerve- she weighs 425. She's such a fatocrite.

fatocrite by chester B. Arthur April 28, 2009

fartocrite 

A person who enjoys their own farts immensely, yet has an irrational fear of other people's farts.

Jo is such a fartocrite. She's always farting in bed, but when I fart, she freaks out and runs out of the room waving her hands around!

fartocrite by Rae F December 24, 2007

fartacise 

When you exercise and fart at the same time.
and/or
when the size of your booty determines the reverberating sound of your fart

My booty was so big I went to the gym and I fartacised
Wow, that's a really big fartacise!
When is the last time you fartacised?

fartacise by Concerto989 January 20, 2017