Gustav is not only a man, he is a God. He is a man who feels proud when he can outsmart everyone around him, aka every time. Not only is he handsome, but he has an amazing sense of humour. He is proud of his Swedish roots and the names meaning: "Staff of the Geats". People call Gustav a king because of his awesomeness. He is a man of honor and respect.
1: "Who is that handsome fella over there"
"Oh, that's just Gustav , the King of this place"
by KingGuz June 4, 2013
An individual who is of bald nature.
Person 1: "Do you know Gustav?"
Person 2: "That bald dude?"
Person 1: "Yes him"
Person 2: "Aw man he is so bald"
by President Obama "Joe Mama" September 30, 2021
A devastating hurricane that was a category 5 hurricane when it hit the golf cost. Gustav in Old Swedish Orgin means "staff of the goths".
Gustav is coming!! Runn!!
Tell the new orleans people to evacuate!!
by Supermetalfreak August 30, 2008
Gustav is an amazing person, with an interesting sense in politics.

He is ofte seen singing "chocolate rain" but replacing rain, with dick.
He is a beautiful person, outside and in.

If you find a gustav, keep him - and dont ever let hime go.
person 1: I hate myself
Gustav: Huge speech about acceptance
person: You are amazing, thanks *hug*
by ThatWeirdoOnTumblr January 7, 2016