fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.

I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

Fartamage

The smelly gaseous residue left behind when somebody farts and then walks away.

Bart smiled and walked away, leaving some devastating fartamage in his wake.

by Mister Crop Duster December 15, 2011

fartcatcher

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

Fartham

A musty smell reminiscent of old, rotten ham and farts.

Marissa:"This pool smells like fartham"

Justin:"...................."

by Gerald Fitzsimmons November 20, 2011