turd animals

A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.
Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023
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Ponzi President

Having pulled off one of the most blatant and uninterrupted criminal financial schemes ever, the Ponzi President continues to maneuver to keep his tax returns hidden so he can maintain his increasingly flimsy costume of success.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 07, 2019
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dogshitdick

An insult to beat other foul insults, usually slung at a person who is a pathetic example of a person, one whom you may imagine could fuck dog shit in a moment of quiet desperation.
Hey dogshitdick, what’s happening, man?
by Dr Bunnygirl October 03, 2022
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outside in

A term used to describe a simplistic mentality wherein a person has little or no inner life and whose appearance and material world defines them.
She copes with the pain of her early life by living from the outside in.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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Albertophobia

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.
He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Serena Joy Barrett

A nickname for 45’s Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett, due to her affiliation with People of Praise, a small religious group who refers to its women members as “handmaids,” thereby highlighting a similarity to Margaret Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale” whose character Serena Joy is equally diabolical in her anti-feminist agenda.
Serena Joy Barrett is the perfect high ranking intellectual vessel to make women believe they are being elevated and empowered when exactly the contrary is true.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2020
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A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.
Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019
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