muffler

A very hairy pussy

Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??

by Keegs February 12, 2004

muffler

A device attached to the muzzle of a firearm to muffle the sound of firing.

My hood, illustrious; marvelous rap, screw-on mufflers. -Raekwon

by Megabruh June 06, 2010

muffler

A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies

Your dad is a real muffler, eh?

by irascio December 14, 2007

muffler

1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.

1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dragonlordsals July 20, 2004

muffler

slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)

"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."

by Cosmo S. February 16, 2006

muffler

(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.

ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.

by Juliagoolia August 21, 2005

muffler

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

by Sara Lee January 07, 2007