by andrea December 19, 2004
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1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
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by NikoxNazzty May 02, 2018
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1. To destroy the perpetual funnyness of something funny by use of a lame, moronic comment.
2. To get a powerful ammount of positive feedback. Often used in comedy, Rock and Roll shows, and anything else stage related. Popularized by Manowar.
3. To unplug or turn something off.
2. To get a powerful ammount of positive feedback. Often used in comedy, Rock and Roll shows, and anything else stage related. Popularized by Manowar.
3. To unplug or turn something off.
1.
Person #1: Are aces high or low?
Person #2: They go both ways.
Person #1: Hahaha.. he said they go both ways.
Person #3: Hehe..
Person #4: Like a bisexual.
Person #1: *stares*
Person #2: Yes.. That was the joke.
Person #3: You killed it.
2. "The whole purpose of playing live is to blow people's heads off,". "That's what we do; that's the energy of this band. We're out there to kick ass. We're out there to turn our Joey DeMaiogear on and blast. We're out there to kill. That's what metal is. Anybody who says otherwise is not playing heavy metal. We will melt your face!"
- Manowar bassist Joey DeMaio
3.
Highway Patrolman: Kill it.
Driver: *turns off the engine*
Highway Patrolman: License and registration please.
or
Guy #1: Kill your PS2 so we can play Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Guy #2: Hold on you pushy bastard.. I'm trying to play Snake Eater here.
*pointless game debate ensues*
Person #1: Are aces high or low?
Person #2: They go both ways.
Person #1: Hahaha.. he said they go both ways.
Person #3: Hehe..
Person #4: Like a bisexual.
Person #1: *stares*
Person #2: Yes.. That was the joke.
Person #3: You killed it.
2. "The whole purpose of playing live is to blow people's heads off,". "That's what we do; that's the energy of this band. We're out there to kick ass. We're out there to turn our Joey DeMaiogear on and blast. We're out there to kill. That's what metal is. Anybody who says otherwise is not playing heavy metal. We will melt your face!"
- Manowar bassist Joey DeMaio
3.
Highway Patrolman: Kill it.
Driver: *turns off the engine*
Highway Patrolman: License and registration please.
or
Guy #1: Kill your PS2 so we can play Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Guy #2: Hold on you pushy bastard.. I'm trying to play Snake Eater here.
*pointless game debate ensues*
by Barry the fucking PIRATE. September 14, 2005
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Person#1:Fuck your fat head, long neck, lil body ass!!
Person#2:(Laughing)...KILL!! That was funny as shit!
Person#2:(Laughing)...KILL!! That was funny as shit!
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Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
